Episode 1: This is shit
The tricky pilot. Tom and Ricky launch the Total Anecdotal podcast by discussing Covid-detecting bee beards, the minimum level of acceptable mental maths within a marriage, and a haunting flashback to Tom’s performance with boyhood band Take Twat.
Episode 2: Meat raffle
Learn how to hire a hitman on the dark web, what happened to Pancake the Notorious P.I.G., and how drinking 124 pints of booze could help tackle the economic crisis. Tom joins an Italian entourage in their cross-dressing dance performance in Thailand to impress a girl, with predictable results.
Episode 3: Who are you?!
The hosts welcome a real-life prison officer as their first mystery guest in this action-packed episode, exposing what really happens behind bars. Learn all the important prison stuff: whether inmates flirt with guards, what ‘flatpacked’ means, and how much sex costs in cigarettes.
Episode 4: South Chin
Tom and Ricky touch base on crucial topics like peeing out of your arse, fish getting stuck in the rectum, fantasy love affairs with fictional robots, and terrifying bakery experiences. Tom provides tips on the best venues for a free date and reflects on the impact a cheese lattice has on kissing.
Coming Sunday 2nd June.
Episode 5: Carling Penitentiary
A shocking crime may or may not be rife as Tom and Ricky welcome their next mystery guest, a primary school teacher with a crackpot theory about a revolutionary prison. Following low-quality content about the Bolivian salt flats, find out whether teachers actually like kids and how to tackle cocaine-fuelled toddlers.
Coming Sunday 9th June.
Episode 6: OnlyFarts
Tom and Ricky welcome special guest Matthew to talk all things social media, including the lucrative market of jarring your farts and selling them to perverts. A controversial ‘New Girl’ anecdote brings up the debate of who’s stalking whom.
Coming Sunday 16th June.
Episode 7: Prepared?
‘Emosh’ and ‘Al’ bring you the latest on topless Disney brawls, killer-fleeing bath thieves, and Half-Dead Dave. Featuring the introduction of Literary Corner, an in-depth exploration of possibly the finest travel book ever written.
Coming Sunday 23rd June.
Episode 8: The Lost Tapes
In this lacklustre finale, Tom and Ricky give you a behind-the-scenes look at how the show is made and what kind of stuff makes the cut, with tips for budding podcasters. Includes the recording of Tom’s first ever anecdote, ‘Creamed Taps’, which gave birth to the show.
Coming Sunday 30th June.
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