Tom

Lead Anecdotalist

Tom is a doctor (yes, an actual doctor, that’s not a “bit”) who loves the smell of his own farts so much he decided to launch his own podcast.

His seemingly endless anecdotes about high school faux pas, romantic shortcomings and Bob From Fucking Finance gave birth to the Total Anecdotal podcast.

Ricky

Irate sidekick

Ricky agreed to go along with Tom’s idea of the Total Anecdotal podcast, assuming it would never happen. Before he knew it he was arranging everything from the domain to Important News and DWTK.

He regularly undoes this solid groundwork by screaming incorrect emails at Tom and mispronouncing roughly 1 in 3 words every time he has to read aloud.

Nick

Editor

Nick is in charge of cutting, editing, and desperately trying to salvage every episode you hear.

It’s worth noting Nick doesn’t set up the equipment and has nothing to do with the diabolical sound quality; the sound of dog paws on hardwood floor and ear-piercing screams are all the work of the hosts.

If you’d like to hire Nick’s services, fire us a message and we’ll let him know.

Kristine

Singer

Frequently referred to as the best part of the show – and rightly so – Kristine is the voice you can hear in the opening theme song.

The tune itself comes from the glorious copyright-free library of YouTube, and the lyrics were penned by Ricky in about five minutes. But Kristine’s melodic tones are one of the few redeeming features of the Total Anecdotal podcast.

You can hire Kristine’s services here.

Daniel

Designer

Given the near-impossible task of converting the hosts’ ugly mugs into a cool cartoon, Daniel did an excellent job of recreating the Total Anecdotal setup.

The hosts naturally provided flattering photos from decades ago, so any inaccuracies are down to their own vanity.

You can hire Daniel’s services here.